Scenes from a Mall - Part Six
Dopplegangers
congregate in the food court
Mr Edwards
far from his Little House
but still
on the prairie
Napoleon Dynamite's brother
absorbed in a crossword
or perhaps
a job application
Hitler himself
scurrying past
hoping not to be noticed
perhaps lose the
tell-tale moustache
That nosy neighbor-lady
who's more than happy
to tell the cops
she always knew he was trouble
That girl
you know the one
from that film
where everyone dies in the end
Now this is interesting
the lovechild of
Abraham Lincoln and Nick Cave
has a penchant
for Jugo Juice
Who would have thought?
Scenes from a Mall - Part Five - The Conversation
I want to get her something really nice
She's very girly
like Jennifer Aniston
But she's not my girlfriend
Not just anything will do
I want her to know
I put some thought into it
without going overboard
It has to be just right
she's really nice
but she's not my girlfriend